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6/30/2009: Razor Free MLB Picks

I can't blame Halladay for yesterday's loss. The suckass Blue Jays can't hit worth a damn. Jeff Niemann is nothing fing special and they can't scratch a few runs across against this guy. Halladay coming off the DL was risky, but at -150 it was just too hard to pass up. I knew I should have just gone with my hometown boy Lincecum. He should replace Pujols on that ESPN commercial cause he is "The Machine" If you haven't had a chance to watch this kid pitch make sure you tune in or catch him at your local park cause this kid is something special. Ok then.... F the blue jays and let's get a win today.

I'm going with Galarraga and the Tigers. The A's SUCK! with a capital s-u-c-k. And to go along with their sucktitude they are throwing a pitcher in Gonzalez that couldn't get out of the 4th inning in his last 2 starts. These are his lines:

DATEOPPRESULTIPHRERHRBBSOGBFBTBF#PitDec.Rel.ERA
06/24SFL 3-63.21064126692383L(0-1)-- 8.03
05/18@TBL 4-133.2644036641991---- 7.27

If that isn't a pile of shit...I don't know what is.

Now don't get me wrong. I know that Galarraga ain't no huckleberry. His pitching performances have been easier to forget than Farrah Fawcett passing away. Too soon? He even had a beautiful gem against this oakland squad where he only lasted 2/3 of an inning. That's pitching folks. However, in the battle of crap Galarraga comes out on top here.

Detroit has the better offense. Oakland is dead last in the major leagues in BA, OBP, SLG, and if you're dead last in all that, then yes, you are dead last in OPS as well. The team is CRAP.

To summarize, the tigers have the better offense with the better pitcher going tonight against a AAA at best call-up pitcher and the worst offense in the major leagues. Chalk this one up for the tigers.

Since i took a shot at Farrah...here's the best MJ joke i've heard so far:

When farrah fawcett arrived at heaven, god granted her 1 wish. she wished for all the children to be safe. so god killed michael jackson

Good luck everyone except those picking oakland


Safe,

RAZ

6/29/09: Razor MLB Free Picks

Only pick for the day is Halladay and the Blue Jays.